Math is the only place where I hear a person...
carmsgarcia: glitterywhoreee: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE??? I just have to reblog this. Ang dami kong tawa, eh. Hahahaha!
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: loraalquiza: P.U.S.H - Pray Until Something Happens F.R.O.G - Fully Rely On God W.W.J.D - What Would Jesus Do? G.O.L.F - God, Our Loving Father J.C.L.U - Jesus Christ Loves U (You) G.R.A.C.E - God Reigns and Controls Everything F.A.I.T.H - For All I Trust Him H.O.P.E - He Offers Peace Everything P.R.A.Y - Praise. Repent. Ask. Yield. J.O.Y - Jesus first....
Everytime I see 'explain' on a test, I die a...
leilockheart: nah. it’s more like “Enumerate and explain” Wth Prof. Simbulan.
Reblog if you live in GUAM!
Internet people : Degrassi Edition
degrassikid: Facebook is for popular people: MySpace is for musical people: Twitter is for famous people: (THIS ONE WAS CLEVER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF~) Bebo is for pedos: Tumblr is for special people: Original post:
Reblog this if you miss these shows :( ...
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. foreverr If you dont reblog:
I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us...
Good night, tumblrMonsters.
If Plants Vs Zombies went ANIME --}
knowledgefordummies: Cherry bomb Hypno shroom Blover Starfruit Cattail Cactus Tall nut Garlic Lily Pad Puff shroom Pea shooterPlantern Wall nut Spike weed Potato mine Snow pea Sunflower Chomper Coffee bean Sun shroom Twin sun flower Fume shroom Umbrella leaf Jalapeno Squash Sea shroom ImitatorFlower pot Grave buster
lifeisnesi: when you tell someone that he/she gets on your nerves and they insist like a century-old-chewinggum on the ground to annoy you further
If it's already 21st may in your country and...
"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song...
Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
lifesramblings: This is the most notes I’ve seen so far on Tumblr.
All of my friends are in the cutest relationships...
Isang araw sa tindahan:
BATA: Tok tok. Tao po! TINDERA: Ano yun? BATA: May asin kayo? TINDERA: Meron. BATA: Kami din.
They are there to be obnoxious with you… …And to listen to your stupid stories. They know how to cheer you up… …And how to bring you down. They know when you like someone… …Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem. Sometimes, they can be annoying… Or just simply embarrassing… But they will be always there for you, forever.
My parents convince me that there's such a thing...
Happy 32nd anniversary, Mom and Dad!
That awkward moment at night after you watch a...
During the movie: after the movie when in your bed: after the movie when you hear something: and you’re looking around like: while everyone else is just like:
Tumblr Story (Patrick Star Edition)
Opening Tumblr: *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* : Saw some funny post: Saw some shitty post: Flattering message on ask box: Anon hate message: Gained a follower: Lost a follower: Tumblr error:
That one class you have without any of your...
christielai: bryanjayy: The class that thinks you’re the quiet kid that never talks but they’re just really annoying So you’re sitting there like why the fuck am I even here right now ENGLISH
I think I'm all Tagalog'd out for the night :P
Boy at Girl nagkita sa Park
GIRL: May gusto ka ba sakin?
GIRL: Ouuuccchhhh. *napaiyak si Girl*
BOY: Oh bakit ka umiiyak?
GIRL: Wala ka kasing gusto sakin eh.
BOY: Hindi mo naman kasi natanong kung mahal kita.
GIRL: Mahal mo ba ako?
BOY: Hindi rin
ayaco: Juan : Magkano po Softdrinks? Tindero : 8 pesos. Juan : may tig-12 pesos kayo? Tindero : Meron. Juan : Magkano?
Kung itsura lang ang habol mo, picture na lang...
Yung feeling na wala kang gana mag-aral kasi wala...
Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
bef-ri0t: so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like