May 2011
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
carmsgarcia: glitterywhoreee: “Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“ “I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?” DIABETES, MAYBE??? I just have to reblog this. Ang dami kong tawa, eh. Hahahaha!
May 31st
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May 29th
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May 29th
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fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: loraalquiza: P.U.S.H - Pray Until Something Happens F.R.O.G - Fully Rely On God W.W.J.D - What Would Jesus Do? G.O.L.F - God, Our Loving Father J.C.L.U - Jesus Christ Loves U (You) G.R.A.C.E - God Reigns and Controls Everything F.A.I.T.H - For All I Trust Him H.O.P.E - He Offers Peace Everything P.R.A.Y - Praise. Repent. Ask. Yield. J.O.Y - Jesus first....
May 26th
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Everytime I see 'explain' on a test, I die a...
leilockheart: nah. it’s more like “Enumerate and explain” Wth Prof. Simbulan. 
May 24th
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May 24th
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Reblog if you live in GUAM!
iamkorn: i-drive-him-wild:  
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Internet people : Degrassi Edition
degrassikid: Facebook is for popular people: MySpace is for musical people: Twitter is for famous people:  (THIS ONE WAS CLEVER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF~) Bebo is for pedos:   Tumblr is for special people:   Original post:
May 22nd
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Reblog this if you miss these shows :( ...
makemybedrock: .
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. foreverr If you dont reblog:
May 22nd
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I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us...
May 22nd
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Good night, tumblrMonsters.
riskratingchief:
May 21st
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If Plants Vs Zombies went ANIME --}
knowledgefordummies: Cherry bomb Hypno shroom  Blover Starfruit Cattail Cactus   Tall nut Garlic  Lily Pad   Puff shroom    Pea shooterPlantern  Wall nut    Spike weed Potato mine Snow pea Sunflower   Chomper Coffee bean  Sun shroom  Twin sun flower  Fume shroom Umbrella leaf Jalapeno Squash  Sea shroom  ImitatorFlower pot Grave buster 
May 21st
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May 21st
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lifeisnesi: when you tell someone that he/she gets on your nerves and they insist like a century-old-chewinggum on the ground to annoy you further
May 21st
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May 21st
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If it's already 21st may in your country and...
lovemeansjemi:
May 21st
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"Don't you get tired of listening to the same song...
Don’t you get tired of BREATHING over and over again?
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
lifesramblings: This is the most notes I’ve seen so far on Tumblr.
May 19th
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May 19th
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All of my friends are in the cutest relationships...
numbisthenewhigh:
May 19th
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Isang araw sa tindahan:
BATA: Tok tok. Tao po! TINDERA: Ano yun? BATA: May asin kayo? TINDERA: Meron. BATA: Kami din.
May 19th
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Best friends.
They are there to be obnoxious with you… …And to listen to your stupid stories. They know how to cheer you up… …And how to bring you down. They know when you like someone… …Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem. Sometimes, they can be annoying… Or just simply embarrassing… But they will be always there for you, forever.
May 19th
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May 19th
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My parents convince me that there's such a thing...
Happy 32nd anniversary, Mom and Dad!
May 19th
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May 18th
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That awkward moment at night after you watch a...
During the movie: after the movie when in your bed: after the movie when you hear something: and you’re looking around like: while everyone else is just like:
May 17th
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Tumblr Story (Patrick Star Edition)
Opening Tumblr: *scroll* *scroll* *scroll* : Saw some funny post: Saw some shitty post: Flattering message on ask box: Anon hate message: Gained a follower: Lost a follower: Tumblr error:
May 17th
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That one class you have without any of your...
christielai: bryanjayy: The class that thinks you’re the quiet kid that never talks but they’re just really annoying So you’re sitting there like why the fuck am I even here right now ENGLISH
May 17th
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I think I'm all Tagalog'd out for the night :P
May 16th
Boy at Girl nagkita sa Park
GIRL: May gusto ka ba sakin?
BOY: Wala.
GIRL: Ouuuccchhhh. *napaiyak si Girl*
BOY: Oh bakit ka umiiyak?
GIRL: Wala ka kasing gusto sakin eh.
BOY: Hindi mo naman kasi natanong kung mahal kita.
GIRL: Mahal mo ba ako?
BOY: Hindi rin
//SAKLAP
May 16th
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ayaco: Juan : Magkano po Softdrinks? Tindero : 8 pesos. Juan : may tig-12 pesos kayo? Tindero : Meron. Juan : Magkano?
May 16th
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Kung itsura lang ang habol mo, picture na lang...
damnitsaika:
May 16th
Yung feeling na wala kang gana mag-aral kasi wala...
semplicemiglia:
May 16th
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May 16th
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Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
bef-ri0t: so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like
May 16th
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